January 2012
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I’ve never met someone who’s actually so serious about getting a pink cupcake tattoo with zebra frosting and a diamond on top.  Oh wait my brother’s girlfriend.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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“I like your Ed Hardy shirt”
– Nobody  (via styleiswar)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Rehearsal Shit disturbing Dinner Rehearsal ~censored fun~ Moovie Can I just appreciate the quality of my family right now or what
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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starving
In every way except the physical, I feel like I’ve been starving all my life. Nothing has ever satisfied me. Nothing has ever filled me. And as wealthy as I am, sometimes… sometimes I just feel like that image of a grubby, penniless, starving child with its face pressed up against the glass front of a restaurant. I wake up empty and hungry and I go to bed empty and hungry everyday of...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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character a: i hate you
character b: i hate you too
corresponding fandom: they must want to fuck
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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If anyone from the Paprika Family can see this
you all are a bunch of assholes
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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i literally just asked someone if i knew them minutes ago because all the posts they’ve liked on my blog they were my personal ones. they responded by deleting their blog. 
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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WatchWatch
Dec 26th
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“Sitting between in the past and your future doesn’t mean you are in the present.”
– Dakota Skye 
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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It's not often I feel so grateful, when people...
Do you know Alysiagh? (rebellion.tumblr.com) An insightful creature of the night, gorgeous and stunning. 
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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I had a dream that Becky gave me a bag of joints wrapped in black velvet with a golden zipper on the side of each one so I could save the fabric once we were done smoking. We also had on Burger King crowns and sat in our actor chairs while Kealin shined our oxfords. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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