Uh-huh, you know how many times I had sex last year, Frankie? 0.00 times. It was my choice. This area [her crotch] it’s got the Ghostbusters thing over it. No one’s allowed in there. No trespassing. Closed for business. You know that red circle with the line? That Ghostbusters thing? It’s my choice.
hi i’m tina and i’m jimmy and i’m seth and i’m amy and we’re here to ruin your lives hi
That moment when the four greatest people grace your TV and make these stupid faces and you want to fucking kill them for making you love them so much
I had no idea how to get guys to notice me. I still don’t. Who cares? — Amy Poehler
For anybody out there who thinks that just because they don’t par up to the rapidly aging youth’s standards that they’re an outcast.
“Um I smoke some substances. I swear in front of churches sometimes. I screen my calls. I floss only occasionally. I kill small French children if they smile at me…little things like that.” — Amy Poehler, on her vices
Um I smoke some substances
Um I smoke some substances
Seth: Really? I mean is this really a time to say to brave men and women, “thanks because we’re good, but we’re not good.” U.S. Military Policy could use a makeover. Hm, who’s really good at makeovers? Really?
Amy: Really? And what do you think, gay soldiers are getting something out of the deal? “Hey I’m totally gaming the system! All I gotta do is go to Afghanistan for 18 months where a bunch of people are gonna try to kill me, but on the plus side I might just catch a glimpse of some dude’s wiener in the shower.” Really?
Undoubtedly my favourite Really segment of all time. I just also fucking love Amy Poehler.
Fancy Party, 03x09
